December 2003

Secret Santa minor panic

December 15, 2003

I just realised that the default address in my Amazon account was wrong. Gah. I hope I've changed it in time for Secret Santa! God, I'm such an idiot…

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Ten things I’ve learnt this year

December 15, 2003

1. Business plans are fairytales. 2. No matter how bad you think your worst case scenario is, reality can be a lot worse. 3. Any neighbour playing deafeningly loud music at 4am is probably not going to react too well to being asked to turn it down. 4. Cats are expert human-trainers. 5. Money is […]

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truth laid bear

December 15, 2003
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Truth Laid Bear Ecosystem

December 15, 2003

Apparently, CnV currently ranks #4695 out of 5972 in the Truth Laid Bear Ecosystem, which makes me no better than a Crunchy Crustacean. C'mon guys! I know I'll never make a Higher Being – and frankly, who'd want to? – but at least get me up with the vertebrates.

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Posting pretty picatyers – Pulp

December 14, 2003

New category for my old photos. Enjoy! Jarvis Cocker, Pulp @ Finsbury Park, July 98

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What has happened to DearRaed?

December 14, 2003

Did I miss something? Has Salam Pax closed down Dear Raed whilst I wasn't looking? (And I only last looked a day or two ago?) Or has his blog been hacked and hijacked? I don't understand. Update: Salam's blog's back. Yay! The 'Bush Asesino' page that was there when I last looked has gone, which […]

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Tethered boat in Trefor harbour

December 14, 2003

Trefor Habour, North Wales, August 02 One thing that does always worry me a bit about digitised images is that I can't help but alter them in Photoshop – usually just to tweak the levels a bit – but I never know if I've ended up making them too dark, too light, too saturated. My […]

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Bournemouth 0 – 0 Grimsby Town

December 13, 2003

OK, so they didn’t win, and today’s match against Grimsby Town will hardly have been the highlight of the Cherries’ supporters’ calendars as once more they played like spanners, but it was fun. The Cherries and Grimsby Town warm up It's obligatory, but the referee was indeed a ____er, a ____er and a ____er of […]

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No, please, someone tell me this is a joke…

December 12, 2003

From BBCi, written by Nev Pierce: Quentin Tarantino is laughing his ass off. At John Cleese. “Are you kidding? He cracks me up! Don't mention the ****ing war, man!” Goose-stepping across his LA office in a demented impression of the once-funny comic, QT is enthusing about Fawlty Towers – his soon-to-be-hugely-hyped adaptation of the 70s […]

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Things that suck about moving house

December 12, 2003

A few years ago, when I worked for PwC, their stationery cupboard used to be home to some really nice notebooks. The paper was nice and thick and brightly coloured, they were spiral bound, and they had covers hard enough to be half-decent to lean on. Unsurprisingly, at the end of my contract there I… […]

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Is that your car alarm?

December 11, 2003

My parents recently bought a new car, a Toyota somethingorother. It's green. The number plate includes the letters 'zwa' which is how I recognise it: because whassisname from Smashing Pumpkins has a new band called Zwan. At 5.30am, from the depths of peaceful dreams about getting text messages via my tray whilst eating at a […]

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Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand…

December 10, 2003

Actually, his name is John Taylor and he'll be just a matter of feet (or maybe yards, who can tell) away from me on 13 April 2003 at Wembley Arena as Kate and I boogie on down in a rather manic fashion to the music of newly reformed Duran Duran. Oh yes. JT. In the […]

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A poor facsimile

December 9, 2003

It's such a shame that my digital camera can't adequately show you what I see – a big bright golden full moon, hanging in the sky like a misplaced Christmas bauble, staring at me over the bare branches of winter. Instead, you'll have to make do with this poor representation. Just try to spruce it […]

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Go Cherries! Ra! Ra! R… er… or something

December 9, 2003

For god's sakes, don't tell anyone, but it looks like I'm going to be going to the footie on Boxing Day* with my brother. His friend and fellow Bournemouth FC supporter Wayne is away on holiday in Australia, so Tony has his season ticket and I get to use it on Boxing Day. I've only […]

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Curious minds think alike

December 9, 2003

Only this weekend I was wondering how many UK blogs there are. Maybe it's something in the water, because today Tom Coates was wondering the same: Now there's no really useful way of effectively measuring these things, but it occurs to me that we'd probably be able to motivate a good number of people to […]

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