From BBCi, written by Nev Pierce:
Quentin Tarantino is laughing his ass off. At John Cleese. “Are you kidding? He cracks me up! Don't mention the ****ing war, man!” Goose-stepping across his LA office in a demented impression of the once-funny comic, QT is enthusing about Fawlty Towers – his soon-to-be-hugely-hyped adaptation of the 70s TV series.
Following the mixed reception for Kill Bill: Volume 1, he's put men-on-a-mission actioner Inglorious Bastards on hold, choosing instead to jump on the TV hits bandwagon started rolling by Steven Spielberg's interest in deadpan Brit-com The Office.
“That Sybil, she's one cold-hearted bitch, man,” he says, shaking his head in wonder. “I couldn't ****ing wait to work with Uma [Thurman] again so we just decided to go for it. ****in' A!”
Adam Sandler is set to play Basil, and he's not the only one excited by this virtually untapped source of great stories – with every A-list actor/director and their uncle bombarding eBay for blurry taped-off-telly copies of English classics.
Tom Hanks is in talks with The Beard about playing David Brent (“I think at heart he's a tortured soul”), while Chris Trucker has been tapped to play funny-fringed TA-freak Gareth.
Spielberg's production house, DreamWorks, is also eyeing World War II café comedy 'Allo 'Allo, with Tom Cruise considering the Gordon Kaye character Rene Artois and Ralph Fiennes – desperate for a profitable picture – lobbying to recapture the acclaim he received for Schindler's List, as leather-coated Nazi Otto Flick.
Robert De Niro is the other impresario who adores all things British, following his success producing the Ben Elton/Queen West End musical We Will Rock You. His Tribeca Productions (About A Boy) are developing Elton's The Thin Blue Line, with Rowan Atkinson reprising the role of Inspector Ray C Fowler and Martin Short displacing James Dreyfus as camp constable Kevin Goody.
The Method Man is also looking to play Rigsby in ,Rising Damp and partner with Shirley Maclaine on Terry And June, which will be directed by Alexander Payne (About Schmidt) as a bittersweet coming-of-(middle)-age laffer.
British TV is Hollywood's future. Best bet for Best Picture 2004? Robert Altman's Hi-De-Hi!
No, it's can't be true, it can't! This has to be some sort of sick, sick joke, surely? Uma Thurman as Sybil? Adam Sandler as Basil? No… that just so wouldn't work. You couldn't get away with the Manuel jokes these days for a start. And David Brent is not a tortured soul, he's a wanker. And… and… and…
No, this Nev guy has to be toying with us. There simply is no other explanation.
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