US finds new target

by Suw on January 12, 2004

Oh yes, the US, ever accurate in their military missions have finally located the whereabouts of Saddam's weapons of mouse destruction, and are bombing the crap out of them as we speak.

Bloody moaning Yorkshiremen. I always knew they had something to hide. Bomb them into submission, I say, with their bloody peaked caps and sideways looks. You can never trust a man in a peaked cap, you know. Specially the ones from Market Weighton.

Still, it's good to see the the BBC have about as much idea of where Yorkshire is as the US does: “BBC NEWS | England | Suffolk | US airforce drops practice bomb”.

Update: V informs me that the reason the BBC put the news under 'Suffolk' is because that's where the plane took of from, or some such excuse. So does that mean that all reporting of the occupation of Iraq should come under 'America'?

Steve Kane January 12, 2004 at 4:34 pm

So the WDMs weren't in your loft after all? You could have kept the stairs?

Bloody typical.

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Suw January 12, 2004 at 4:39 pm

isn't it just?

still, at least they didn't bomb out stairs, which would have made it a touch tricky to actually sell this place. so grateful for small mercies.

Clark Oliver January 12, 2004 at 6:56 pm

Whoopsie! Our bad. May we have it back?

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Suw January 12, 2004 at 11:05 pm

Only if you say you're sorry to all the nice Yorkshiremen and promise not to do it again.

A visitor January 13, 2004 at 11:30 pm

“Public safety is always our primary concern,” he said. As it always should be when dropping bombs.. LOL


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