Still snotty, but now with added laryngitis and a nice phlegmy cough to go with it. I'm not so much coughing up sixpence as the entire GDP of a small South American nation. In notes. That leave paper cuts.
I'm bored of this lurgy now. Will someone please buy it off me? Just give me 10p by PayPal, and I'll gift wrap it for you. You don't have to open it or use it, in fact it's probably better if you don't, but I just want to get rid of it. All of it. And selling it is the only option.
Well, that worked for warts for a mate of mine when she was younger, so I don't see why it shouldn't work for the common cold.
Other than lurgy, Christmas has been really nice. Lots of family parties, lots of presents, lots of chocolate, alcohol and turkey. Lots of lay-ins. And still another week left before I have to go back to pretending to work.
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