Oh, and one more thing

by Suw on December 29, 2003

Whilst I'm at it, can I please just clarify one thing. It's only a minor thing, but it's quite important, I think.

I am not Johnny Depp. This is not Johnny Depp's blog. Please don't email me thinking I am Johnny Depp, because I'm not. I'm the wrong gender, age and nationality, and that's just for starters. I do not know Johnny Depp, but even if I did, I wouldn't pass emails on to him. If, however, I ever meet Johnny Depp you can rest assured that I will blog about it here (shortly after I've peeled my tongue off the concrete), but don't hold your breath because as far as I am aware, he has no plans to visit the Arseendofnowhere any time soon.

Right, are we clear about that now?

A visitor December 29, 2003 at 1:43 pm

What, you're not the mighty Deppster? I'm off to another blog… 😉

So why do people think you are Johnny Depp?


Suw December 29, 2003 at 2:39 pm

Yeah, go on, bugger off Dio. :-p

I have no idea why a couple of people have thought I am Johnny Depp. Although obviously it's a nice mistake for people to make in that if i was going to be mistaken for anyone Johnny Depp would have to be right up there on the top of the list (gender issues aside), it's also completely unfathomable.

A visitor December 29, 2003 at 11:57 pm

Well, there was that whole “Which Depp character are you?” post, plus the Chocnvodka name sounds like it could be him. He was in Chocolat (and will be in the Willy Wonka remake) and has been known to drink. A lot. And now you want to be a screenwriter. But I never thought you and he were one in the same. Spill it. Who did? What did s/he want?

MG from Zoe

Suw December 30, 2003 at 9:43 am

Wow! I never would have put those things together like that, but now that you point them out, well, it's obvious I'm him really, isn't it?

Someone found me via a search on 'Johnny Depp email' and sent me an email for 'the real Johnny Depp', then there was suddenly a flurry of Depp-related comment activity. So nothing major, but I just wanted to nip it in the bud before this young lass told everyone I was he.

Can you imagine how many emails you'd get if people thought you were someone famous? Although I can't imagine JD having an email like 'strawberry.z' though… LOL

Steve Kane December 31, 2003 at 3:00 pm

I should imagine that Johnny Depp doesn't have quite as impressive a cleavage as you do.

By the way, I loved you in Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas

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Suw December 31, 2003 at 3:06 pm

You're too kind, Steve. Yes, I did fear that was one of my better roles, although Captain Jack was a rather spiffy part to play too…

As for cleavage, well, I can only hope that Mr Depp doesn't have one anything like mine. Manboobs just aren't the look I think he should be going for.

Steve Kane December 31, 2003 at 5:57 pm

No, I think your ladyboobs are quite delicious enough on their own (or pushed together… or whatever… um… must dash off for a moment… er…)

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Suw December 31, 2003 at 6:58 pm

But I said *manboobs*, Steve. Different thing altogether.

Steve Kane December 31, 2003 at 7:21 pm

Yeah, I know. I'm no stranger to manboobs (my own, that is) in the chubbier periods of my life. Not attractive at all.

I just prefer to think about ladyboobs… Now where was I…?

*yank yank*

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