Actually, I've just realised that now The Guardian British Blog Awards are all over, I'm free to write any old crap I fancy! Great! I look forward to sharing with you in detail the trimming of my toenails, scheduled for 8pm tomorrow evening. Come early to ensure a ring-side seat!
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Matt is fascinated by the story of Argleton, the unreal town that appeared on GeoMaps but which doesn’t actually exist. When he and his friend and flatmate Charlie are standing at the exact longitude and latitude that defines Argleton, Matt sets in motion a chain of events that will take him places he didn’t know existed… and which perhaps don’t.
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Queen of the May
Every year, on May Day, a young woman is stolen away by the faeries to become their Queen for a year. This year, though, the faeries have bitten off more than they can chew. Shakti Nayar will do whatever it takes to get her own life as a botanist back. As she struggles to work out how to get home, she uncovers Faerie’s dark secret and finds that she is not the only human who needs saving.
Strange Attractor- Is journalism experiencing a market failure? If so, what do we do about it
- The steps senior leadership must take to support collaborative, transformative, product-led cultures
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Oooh, oooh, oooh… bag some clippings up and send them to me!
Um… sorry… I'll go away now… feckin' weirdo…
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How much are they worth?
My undying love?
Er.. a good seeing to? I have great oral technique, apparently…
Money it is, then…
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Money will be just fine, Mr Kane. I can take debit or credit cards, just email me your details.
Oh sure, yeah, I'll just hand over my card details… I trust you…
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Better still, just go to my webshop and spend some money there. 😉
And exactly what, prey tell, would I want with a Clwb Malu Cachu T-shirt?
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Er… you could wear it. Or use it as a duster. Possibly give it away as a present… Um, I dunno. I just sell the damn things.
I don't even know how to pronounce 'Clwb Malu Cachu'.
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I'm so ignorant of what's going on around me I didn't even know they were on! But I had a look through aftrer seeing your thing and found some nice sites I will call back at. The NYClondon blog is superb and has some excellent photographs.
I'm sure if my was ever considered for a second it would be instantly ignored on account of my shocking spelling… 🙂
Dio
Don't worry Dio. I'm sure my blog got a lot less than a second of their time.
I must admit, I had reservations originally about the whole thing, because I'm not sure how you can compare a blog like that of Stuart Hughes, where he's been through this huge, life-changing trauma, and a blog like mine where, well, I haven't. I mean, yes, my life has gone arse-up this year, but not in a potentially life-threatening manner.
Then comparing our blogs with something that may well be a work of fiction… well, it's like asking someone to pick the best from an apple, a filing cabinet and a pair of shoes.
I think that the Guardian went for blogs that would garner most reaction, not necessarily the “best” blogs out there. Best is so subjective, after all.
I don't know why people who don't know me read my blog, I don't know why they come back time and again, but they do, and that's good enough for me. I don' need no steenking award! 😉
Personally, I'm just feighning interest to get into your knickers… but you already know that.
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Once again, i find myself saying Pffft! I'd send you a pair, but they'd never fit.
I don't want to wear them! Goodness gracious me, what kind of perv do you think I am?
No. I just want to sniff them…
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You like the smell of Lenor Summer Breeze fabric conditioner that much?
Er… yes. That was the smell I was referring to. Yes. Fabric conditioner… I want to smell fabric conditioner on your knickers. That's what I want to smell…
*cough*
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A) Ew.
B) I really hope all my other readers got bored of these comments long before now.
C) If we ever actually meet, you're going to just curl up and die of embarassment. *snarf*
Oh, quite probably. Plus, you'll laugh that such a barrage of innuendo and sexual propositions could have been spoken by such a mousy, geeky looking runt such as me.
Oh yeah, woman look at me, shout “Phwoar!” and promptly cream their knickers.
Not.
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You've got to stop with the self-depreciation Steve. There's nothing wrong with being a mousy little runt.
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