by Suw on December 18, 2003

Actually, I've just realised that now The Guardian British Blog Awards are all over, I'm free to write any old crap I fancy! Great! I look forward to sharing with you in detail the trimming of my toenails, scheduled for 8pm tomorrow evening. Come early to ensure a ring-side seat!

Steve Kane December 18, 2003 at 8:29 pm

Oooh, oooh, oooh… bag some clippings up and send them to me!

Um… sorry… I'll go away now… feckin' weirdo…

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Suw December 18, 2003 at 8:33 pm

How much are they worth?

Steve Kane December 18, 2003 at 8:37 pm

My undying love?

Er.. a good seeing to? I have great oral technique, apparently…

Money it is, then…

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Suw December 18, 2003 at 8:41 pm

Money will be just fine, Mr Kane. I can take debit or credit cards, just email me your details.

Steve Kane December 18, 2003 at 8:49 pm

Oh sure, yeah, I'll just hand over my card details… I trust you…

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Suw December 18, 2003 at 8:51 pm

Better still, just go to my webshop and spend some money there. 😉

Steve Kane December 18, 2003 at 9:31 pm

And exactly what, prey tell, would I want with a Clwb Malu Cachu T-shirt?

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Suw December 18, 2003 at 10:35 pm

Er… you could wear it. Or use it as a duster. Possibly give it away as a present… Um, I dunno. I just sell the damn things.

Steve Kane December 18, 2003 at 11:18 pm

I don't even know how to pronounce 'Clwb Malu Cachu'.

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A visitor December 19, 2003 at 10:04 am

I'm so ignorant of what's going on around me I didn't even know they were on! But I had a look through aftrer seeing your thing and found some nice sites I will call back at. The NYClondon blog is superb and has some excellent photographs.

I'm sure if my was ever considered for a second it would be instantly ignored on account of my shocking spelling… 🙂


Suw December 19, 2003 at 1:45 pm

Don't worry Dio. I'm sure my blog got a lot less than a second of their time.

I must admit, I had reservations originally about the whole thing, because I'm not sure how you can compare a blog like that of Stuart Hughes, where he's been through this huge, life-changing trauma, and a blog like mine where, well, I haven't. I mean, yes, my life has gone arse-up this year, but not in a potentially life-threatening manner.

Then comparing our blogs with something that may well be a work of fiction… well, it's like asking someone to pick the best from an apple, a filing cabinet and a pair of shoes.

I think that the Guardian went for blogs that would garner most reaction, not necessarily the “best” blogs out there. Best is so subjective, after all.

I don't know why people who don't know me read my blog, I don't know why they come back time and again, but they do, and that's good enough for me. I don' need no steenking award! 😉

Steve Kane December 19, 2003 at 2:26 pm

Personally, I'm just feighning interest to get into your knickers… but you already know that.

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Suw December 19, 2003 at 2:44 pm

Once again, i find myself saying Pffft! I'd send you a pair, but they'd never fit.

Steve Kane December 19, 2003 at 3:18 pm

I don't want to wear them! Goodness gracious me, what kind of perv do you think I am?

No. I just want to sniff them…

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Suw December 19, 2003 at 3:28 pm

You like the smell of Lenor Summer Breeze fabric conditioner that much?

Steve Kane December 19, 2003 at 3:32 pm

Er… yes. That was the smell I was referring to. Yes. Fabric conditioner… I want to smell fabric conditioner on your knickers. That's what I want to smell…


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Suw December 19, 2003 at 3:37 pm

A) Ew.

B) I really hope all my other readers got bored of these comments long before now.

C) If we ever actually meet, you're going to just curl up and die of embarassment. *snarf*

Steve Kane December 19, 2003 at 3:58 pm

Oh, quite probably. Plus, you'll laugh that such a barrage of innuendo and sexual propositions could have been spoken by such a mousy, geeky looking runt such as me.

Oh yeah, woman look at me, shout “Phwoar!” and promptly cream their knickers.


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Suw December 19, 2003 at 4:03 pm

You've got to stop with the self-depreciation Steve. There's nothing wrong with being a mousy little runt.

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