Analyse thi… oh, no, maybe don't

by Suw on

Last night I had a dream that a very small frog was stuck in my right ear. I couldn't get a hold of it to pull it out, but neither could it wriggle out by itself. It was a bit like having a Babel Fish stuck in one's ear, with all the sliminess but without any of the advantages, the frog being monolingual and all. I woke up with a rather strong feeling of frog-in-ear-ness, and when I fell asleep again the dream just continued. It was so vivid, I still can feel the frog there, wriggling and slimy and cold.
I would tell you to post your analyses in the comments, but on second thoughts, please don't. I'm not sure I want to know what dreaming of having a frog in my ear tells you about me.

Anonymous August 19, 2004 at

Frogs:
http://www.sleeps.com/dictionary/fff.html
If you dream of eating frogs then you will find very little to gain in current relationships and losses associated with love affairs. If you dream of catching a frog then the carelessness you exhibit concerning your health and well being will greatly distress those who care for you. If you see frogs in a low marshy area this is a sign of ill luck and losses. Seeing frogs in clean, green grass denotes the making of an even tempered friend and confidant.
Ears:
http://www.sleeps.com/dictionary/eee.html
To dream about ears you are being warned to guard against eavesdroppers who mean you harm. Dainty ears that are attractive denotes a person who needs to listen more and talk less. To dream of a pain in your ear means you will hear something that hurts your feeling.
Doesn't really shed much light on adventures in amphibian otology, alas.
Personally, I still think it was some kind of hopelessly bewildered but nonetheless utterly transparent Prince Charming penetration fantasy 🙂

Anonymous August 19, 2004 at

“I'm sorry… you're going to put that where?”

Anonymous August 19, 2004 at

It just means you have *got* to get your cats/dogs out of the bedroom/

Anonymous August 19, 2004 at

I think there is a USENET binary group for Amphibian Ear fetishists. That's so HOT, Suw.

Anonymous August 23, 2004 at

Never read Freud's Interpretation of Dreams ? Very good book, by the way.

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