I'm not selling my soul for that – it's worth so much more!

by Suw on October 2, 2003

Dear Sinner,

Suw has had his/her soul valued at ?8365 which means 84% of people have a purer soul than him/her.

To find out the current monetary value of your soul go here: www.wewantyoursoul.com

I am afraid I must protest! My soul's completely untarnished, apart from a few scratches and a little rust around the edges, but that's only to be expected in the damp British climate, and worth much more than a meagre ?8365. That won't even pay off my credit cards! And the question about the major record label was simply unfair and besides, I didn't inhale.

A visitor October 2, 2003 at 4:06 pm: Just got mine valued at ?26809 … I feel all smug now.. !! Slightly disturbing website .. but satirically brilliant .. !! Nice blog thing too..

Craig Prescott
Suw October 2, 2003 at 5:16 pm: ?26k? Wow. You must really not have sinned (or should that be 'sun'?) at all. You must get out more, Craig. 😉

Glad you like the blog though. 😀

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