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Tesco's: Weevil prevail!

November 11, 2003

I took my weevils back to Tesco's this afternoon. One of them was still alive and munching away on the few grains of rice that had been sealed in the bag with him. I spoke to a 'manager' at the store, showed her the weevils, and was offered a measly 99p and free bag of […]

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Pens. Muji. Hmmm…

November 11, 2003

I'm happy to discover today that I can buy Muji pens online. Only an act of strict self-discipline is stopping me from needlessly spending money on more Muji pens. They're just so gorgeous – nice to hold, nice to write with, nice colours. Hmm… nice. But I am relieved to know that I can get […]

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Although in retrospect

November 10, 2003

I think I was lucky – the live blighter that was still in the packet was much bigger than his cooked friend. I definitely chose the lesser of two weevils.

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Extra protein with that, Sir?

November 10, 2003

I just cooked dinner for my parents. Wholegrain rice, with vegetables, chicken and mandarins. I was somewhat sickened to discover that two little black flecks which I had thought were just bits of herb or something turned out to be weevils. That was a brand new, unopened packet of rice bought in Tescos only last […]

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I should get him a tiny weeny little motorbike…

November 10, 2003

…And then he'd be Weevil Knievel.

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I lapsed. I didn't mean to, I just did

November 10, 2003

I've been going through that 'what's the point?' phase of job hunting. The one where you really can't be arsed to search through the job sites anymore because no one has shown the slightest bit of interest in you when you've applied before, so why should they start showing any interest now? Job hunting is […]

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The Axis of I-vil (previously: Why, oh why…?)

November 10, 2003

…Aren't there capital numbers? We have uppercase letters and lowercase letters, so why not big numbers and little numbers? And, considering that there are no capital numbers and never have been any capital numbers, why do I always type *00 instead of 800, or 'on the !7th January…', or even more confusingly ££50.00? I think […]

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Geek poetry – more beautiful than normal poetry

November 10, 2003

I love this poem.

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Furthermore…

November 10, 2003

From my friends at Zoe: See no weevil. Hear no weevil. Eat no weevil. Take care, lest ye be branded part of the Axis of Weevil! My next screenplay: a story of good beetles vs bad beetles entitled A Touch of Weevil.

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Vuh Beegul's on 'er way, moi luvver

November 10, 2003

You know what I love about Professor Colin Pillinger, the man behind the Beagle 2 mission to Mars? Here he is, sending incredibly complicated and expensive technological marvels into space and, where you might expect to see a slick and polished Oxbridge professor, what you actually get is this big cuddly-looking bloke with the best […]

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Me too! Me too!!

November 10, 2003

Gary Turner wrote seven posts today. Not that I'm feeling competitive, because who can compete with Gary?, but you know, one extra post here won't hurt, will it?

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Not fair! Neil Gaiman's here and I can't go see him!

November 9, 2003

Neil's in London now, and about to embark on a short signing tour. Sadly, he's not coming to Bournemouth, I'm too skint to be able to afford the train to go see him in London or Bath, and his visit to Leeds totally fails to coincide with my visit to Leeds. Oxford, Bristol and Dublin […]

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A quick look at the papers

November 8, 2003

Last weekend I decided that if I was going to try to write for the broadsheets, it would probably do me good to actually read them once in a while. So, in a fit of enthusiasm, I went out and bought all the Friday, Saturday and Sunday broadsheets. That is one hefty heap of papers, […]

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You don't know Jack

November 8, 2003

But you should: Know your Schitt.

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Don't look. Just don't look…

November 7, 2003

Album covers too scary for words.

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