CVs are evil. Biographies more so. Whoever invented them should be taken outside and shot. Or maybe disembowelled. With a blunt spoon.
I don't like writing my CV. Can you tell?
Evil
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Make a list and give it to your agent to write! Aren't agents supposed to make you look good? 😉
Open-source it! I'm sure that between us we could devise a bio for you that would be much better than your closed-source resume…
Oh, I hate CV writing. If I ever got an agent it would be impossible to make my past sound interesting because I have never achieved anything impressive.
I swear, if I ever get a book published the author's bio will read: “Steve Kane was born in England in 1975. Since then he has done very little of interest.”
There are some advantages to not having a evil CV.
An advantage I enjoy.
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