life

Insights

May 4, 2005

Vince often has good insights into stuff, and this time is no exception. He talks how we're not really designed for complex conversation, and then he talks about waiting for phone calls that never come. On which note I'm going to go ring him and see if he's in.

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Mush! Mush!

April 29, 2005

My head has turned to mush today. 12.35pm and I've done fuck all. Oh, wait, I printed out some stuff for my new bank manager, whom I have to educate regarding this whole blogging thing. The last one told me, and I quote, “I don't understand what you're doing, and I don't see how you […]

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Worst dishwasher ever – the Zanussi Electrolux Timeline ZSF 6160

April 24, 2005

Regular readers will know that I don't often have a stab at particular companies or products, but I am driven to tell you that the Zanussi Electrolux Timeline ZSF 6160 is the biggest heap of rancid dingo shit I have ever had the misfortune to have to deal with. My parents got a new dishwasher […]

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A prediction

April 17, 2005

I had a vision today. I saw my future. It was amazing – really clear, precise, accurate and other tautologies. I have no doubt that this premonition will prove to be 100% accurate. It involves typing. A lot of typing. Huge amounts of typing. And possibly RSI. You see, I kinda got this literary agent, […]

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Another year older

April 15, 2005

So, here it is. Another year older. And no wifi here so I can't get online on my laptop and hang out on IRC where all my friends are. *pouts* But still, you know what they say, you're only as old as the person you feel, so today I am 24. *sniggers* Happy birthday me!

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Some days

April 13, 2005

Some days just go wrong. They may start off well, but they descend into the slough of despond as time wears on, everything turning to crap as you touch it. I'm not triskadekaphobic, but I'm getting suspicious. Some days need you to log out and log back in again. Some days need a hard reboot, […]

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That voodoo hoodoo that you do

April 12, 2005

(08:55) Suw: It was so good yesterday to go see my acupuncturist. He's sort of a bit of a therapist too, i suppose. You get to spew out everything that's bothering you, then he sticks pins in you, and sticks magnets to you, and then you feel much better. it's great. (09:00) kevinmarks: heh sounds […]

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Which is worse?

April 10, 2005

I can never figure figure out which is worse for a blonde of advancing years – finding a grey hair or finding a black one.

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Too damn right

March 28, 2005

Talking to Trav on IM just now: Why does God give us the internet before teleportation? That's some cruel shit right there. “Here, you can talk to and love anyone on the planet, but you can't go anywhere. Good luck, fuckers!” Nail. Head. Bam!

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Home

March 25, 2005

It's weird, sometimes, when people ask me where I live. I really don't quite know what to say. Like when people ask me what I do – how do you explain 'blogger' to people who don't know what blogs are? But the home question is odder. Most people have a home. Technically, I do too […]

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Vitamin D manufacturing

March 20, 2005

Some years, spring creeps up on you, silently sneaks past, and it's not until you look back that you realised it's started already. This year, however, spring has arrived with a poke in the ribs, a giggle and a pinch on the bottom. Friday, finally, the sun came out, butterflies spiralled in pairs, shagging on […]

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Eastward ho!

March 19, 2005

I'm off this afternoon to go stay with Kate and Steve in Arundel for a couple of weeks. Not a holiday, you understand – far too busy for such luxuries – but a change of scenery. Hopefully I'll be as productive as last time.

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Barking up the wrong lamppost

March 4, 2005

Sometimes, I wonder if the tree I'm barking up isn't, in fact, a lamppost.

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The joy of airports

February 23, 2005

(Written Monday) One of the things I really hate about airports is that you don't know where things are until it's all too late to change your meeting up arrangements to something more sensible than the ones you made which were based on assumptions that don't hold because the people who design airports are idiots. […]

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Back!

February 22, 2005

Returned safely home to find Mother Carey plucking her chickens, although in a very half-arsed way. Expect more from me when I've dealt with one major outstanding agenda item. Need. More. Sleep.

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