This given to me by a mate who reads the Mirror (I never touch the filth, myself):
Pet groomer Glenda Johnson, 42, is learning Welsh so dogs in Llangybi, Carmarthenshire, can understand her commands.
Seems ludicrous until you remember the case of the farmer who bought a load of French dairy cows and then had to hire a French cowherd because they couldn't understand English.
I know for sure that Fflwff is multilingual – she can ignore me in pretty much any language I choose.
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