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Shaun of the Dead

September 9, 2004

Sometimes, being a film maker and scriptwriter means that you become overly critical of films. I couldn't really relax into Spider-Man 2 despite the fact that I'm an avid fan of the first and think Tobey Maguire is perfect for the role. There were too many sub-plots, too many similarities between Doc Ock and the […]

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"This movie is to climate science as Frankenstein is to heart transplant surgery."

July 31, 2004

Quite possibly the best review of The Day After Tomorrow that I have read so far. Via Kottke.

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Best review of Troy so far

June 4, 2004

From The High Sign (sorry, no permalink), this is just a great review of Troy: Scrawny Andromache, the wife of Hector, As played by Saffron Burrows, evokes naught So much as the desire to buy Big Macs And stuff them down her craw: eat, lady, eat!

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Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

June 4, 2004

Stu over at Feeling Listless reviews Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, and finds it far better than the first two Potter movies. Hadn't been bothered about seeing this, prefering instead thoughts of a Troy rematch, but maybe I'll put the effort in whilst I'm up in London to catch it. Although still haven't […]

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The Day After Tomo… brrr! It's cold in here!

June 1, 2004

I've just had two separate reports from people in different countries (NZ and Switzerland) that they froze their butts off when watching new disaster flick, The Day After Tomorrow. Whether it's all in the mind, or whether the managment sneakily lowered the temperature in the cinema when the snow scenes started is anyone's guess, but […]

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Top five reasons for going to see Troy

May 22, 2004

We all like films for different reasons, and when I get home I'll go into more detail as to why I enjoyed watching Troy last night, but in the meantime, here are five of the most compelling reasons to go and see it: 1. Eric Bana in a skirt 2. Brad Pitt in a skirt […]

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Troy in fifteen minutes

May 20, 2004

If you can't be arsed to sit though the epic that is Troy, (hey, if it gives me the chance to oggle cute guys in skirts, consider me there!), you can always read Troy in Fifteen Minutes instead. Very funny, even if men in skirts isn't your bag. Some Island ODYSSEUS: Hey, man, what up? […]

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British scientific research policies are not dictated by a film

May 18, 2004

I’m getting increasingly cross with the media here as we approach the release of The Day After Tomorrow, the latest disaster-laden SFX-fest by Independence Day‘s Roland Emmerich. Exploring the effects of rapid and extreme climate change, The Day After Tomorrow will probably be nominated for a new category of Oscar, Best Dramatic Weather. By all […]

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Several years late, but never mind

March 27, 2004

Saw Grosse Pointe Blank for the first time this evening. Out originally in '97, I think I ignored it partly because I was working for the Maker at the time and thus skint, but mainly because the title didn't tell me anything at all. I remember seeing the posters, but because I was in the […]

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Sunday Sunday

April 13, 2003

It’s Sunday, and if I had an ounce of sense, which I will be the first to admit I do not, I would have spent the day chilling out, maybe going to Tescos, and possibly slipping quietly into a pleasant coma in front of the TV. But, being stupid, I didn’t. I intended to spend […]

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It's my party and I'll scrike if I want to

April 12, 2003

I always knew that there was a strong risk of this blog becoming somewhat, er, circular, but I never imagined that it would happen this soon after revealing the presence of said blog to my web compatriots. It happens like this… you discuss something on your blog. Then you discuss the same thing with someone […]

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number five?

April 10, 2003

I don’t much like war. And I don’t much like war flicks. I’m particularly unfond of that kind of stressed, nervy feeling I get when I watch violent flicks, so I was a little apprehensive about watching Ride with the Devil. It was recommended to me by a couple of friends, and it does feature […]

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Copies of Spider-Man 2 Already on the Web

April 10, 2003

I think this ties in very well with what I was saying in one of my earlier blogs. See, prescient or what? 😆

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Twice in two days

April 9, 2003

Well, would you look at that? Two posts in two days – quite a miracle don’t you think? Ah, I feel like crawling into a crevice and staying there for a couple of years, after today’s exhausting excitement. I’m trying to locate some additional funds for my business, so today I met with a new […]

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