Vince and some of his pals at Crimespace have set up a poll to find the World's Sexiest Writer 2007. The nice thing about it is that you can add people to the list, not just be forced to vote for one of the existing entrants.
Of course, I entirely deny that I added any names to that list at all, and I most strenuously repudiate the implication that I voted for person whose name I most definitely didn't add. Equally, I would never, upon my life, ever suggest that you pop over there and vote for the person whose name I am completely innocent of typing into the little box that says “Add another option”.
I'm not sure when the poll ends, but I would hazard to propose that authors who wear a lot of black and are patrons of digital rights organisations are really rather dashing and lovely, although, of course, I would never attempt to influence anyone when they were just about to do something as serious as vote in something as important as the World's Sexiest Writer 2007 poll.
UPDATE: Recent developments in the poll require that I add a clarification to this post, lest anyone misunderstand. I might have possibly have added someone's name, but it wasn't mine! I'm quite embarrassed now, specially as if you look at Vince's post, I don't even qualify! *scurries away, blushing*
UPDATE TO THE UPDATE: My name has now been removed from the poll. Mind you, I was doing quite well at one point, in the lead with 8 votes.
World's Sexiest Writer 2007
by Suw on August 12, 2007
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Oh look, Neil Gaiman is on the list. What are the odds?
Time to make my own addition.
Pah! Trust you to go and skew the results 😉
Though I will have to get you removed now.
Pah! Trust you to go and skew the results 😉
Though I will have to get your name removed now.
I think possibly having Leigh Redhead, a former stripper, may rock the vote a wee bit.
ADDENDUM TO THE UPDATE TO THE UPDATE: Sorry to remove you, as the poll's supposed to be for fiction writers only. You were doing well, though!
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