Headless chickenosity

by Suw on October 20, 2003

Parents now doing their best impression of headless chickens, looking for somewhere to buy. Their favourite so far is a three bedroom bungalow in Verwood, although quite how I'm going to fit a bed, wardrobe, chest of drawers, tv, desk and computer, filing cabinet and three bookshelves into a room that's 7'6″ by 7'6″ I'm not entirely sure.

There's a positive side to all this. No, there is, I'm sure. You may have to wait whilst I find it, but there is.

A visitor October 20, 2003 at 3:09 pm

the answer to this is of course: stop eating

Bram [ungwendil@yahoo.co.uk]

Suw October 20, 2003 at 3:12 pm

LOL. Ah yes, I'm sure that would work. As would selling everything I own. Can't see it happening though. 😉

A visitor October 20, 2003 at 3:44 pm

Speaking of Headless Chickens and no eating: Blain's released from his voluntary glass detention publicity stunt. How about that, Suw? What image projected in your mind's eye when you read c.q. heard about it?

Gr,

BramXi

Bram [ungwendil@yahoo.co.uk]

Suw October 20, 2003 at 3:54 pm

Not so much an image as a thought: thank fuck for that! Maybe everyone will shut up about him now! Mind you, I have to admit a degree of morbid curiosity to know just how ill he really is. I mean, didn't look that thin to me when he crawled out of the crate.

A visitor October 21, 2003 at 7:44 am

Sure, everybody will shut up now. For a while. He'll publish a book naturally, which will get fairly haussed and sell insanely. Harry Blain Potter hurray! Right- your blog, me zip :-#

Bram [ungwendil@yahoo.co.uk]

Suw October 21, 2003 at 8:30 am

I fear you might be right, Brammetje. Oh such joys to look forward to! Do you think he'll get it out in time for Christmas? (The book, that is… not… er… anything else. No. Heaven forfend. *retches*)

A visitor October 21, 2003 at 10:02 am

Suw dear, what perversities roam in that globus of yours? He didn't “munch” for such a long time, now the first time in a long while he can get it out, it'll be heaven for him. You can't deny a man his pottytime!

greetings,
Bram -birdsandbees- Janssen

Bram [ungwendil@yahoo.co.uk]

Suw October 21, 2003 at 10:08 am

Perversities? Noooo, none of those here mate. I am pure and innocent and… oh, hang on… where'd my feather duster go?

As for Blaine – I think I'd rather not think about it. 😉

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