Ok… Here's what I don't get. Why do some men think…
– muscle shirts are attractive
– being drunk makes up for not being attractive
– the fact that I'm nice enough to be polite means that I'm also stupid enough to put up with your shit
– an aroma of stale sweat, fags and beer really does it for us girls
– 'I have to go now' really means 'No, I'd love for you to buy me a drink'
– That the opener 'No, don't get me wrong…' is going to make anything you're about to say even marginally less insulting. Particularly when you follow it with 'you're a nice girl really'
– I have any interest, at all, whatsoever, in any way shape or form in someone who requires several minutes to compose their thoughts and then can only just about come up with 'Eh'
If you are a stupid, unattractive, smelly, drunken oaf, do NOT attempt to make me feel guilty just because, quite frankly, I would much rather gnaw my own legs off than have to spend even another nanosecond talking to you. Bringing me a bottle of wine and then standing on my doorstep pouting like a peeved teenager because I will not let you into my house will not endear you to me. I will take your wine and tell you that, although you may have taken a shine to me, I quite certainly, definitely and unequivocably am not even considering reciprocating. In fact, even the slightest thought of the possiblity of that eventuality coming to pass makes me want to vomit.
You really need to pick an older, wiser, better class of men to hang out with kiddo. 😉
rofl
Ken [ken@ipadventures.com]
You're so right Ken. I also need to learn to be honest, rather than polite. Damn these British manners!!
Come visit. You get an entirely different breed of drunken lout over here. 😉
Ken [ken@ipadventures.com]
Come visit. You get an entirely different breed of drunken lout over here. 😉
Ken [ken@ipadventures.com]
Sounds like a good idea, Ken. I could do with a holiday and a good laugh at the expense of a bunch of drunken louts. 😉
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