Tuesday, September 7, 2004

My top tip for cleaning houses ready for the return of their rightful owners after an eight week holiday:
1. Gather all mess together.
2. Put mess in spare room.
3. Close door.
4. (Optional) Press 'Detonate'.
Quick! Easy! Effective!
Contra-advice: Never put anything on your bed that you're not willing to sleep on top of.

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